I had no idea that I needed these..

I didn’t even know they existed. But now that I am going on a road trip to the villages of Puglia, I don’t think I can live with out them. These new shorts along with my new under-the-shirt-hidi-pouch to conceal my newly issued passport (Delta said that my old one not only had expired and the picture showed someone with hair) and the RFID wallet to protect my electronic stuff from unsavory characters in the airports that want to steal my identity (don’t you just know everyone wants to be me?) or my credit card number, or they could be trying to electronically capture my shoe size right out from under me.